My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.
The guy said sure.
So we decided to leave a nice little note
and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!
Finding a typo in a book
A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.
she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol
Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it
freshman advice: just dont show up
how did i forget about this i’m crying
Seth Rogen & Zac Efron - Workaholics
i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection”
but do it quickly.