Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.
my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw. half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down
I WAS JUST READING A TINDER REVIEW AND WHAT THE FUCK
Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk
let me live
i want to meet him
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
the horror and concentration on his face
just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school