Does this Look Un-Serious To You?

esm398:

jakebumlick:

pika-brew:

pika-brew:

My roommate and I are really sick and we look like shit, but we were hungry so we ordered pizza.
But we didn’t want anyone to see us, so we asked them over the phone if we can leave the money on the door and they can just drop off the pizza.

The guy said sure.

So we decided to leave a nice little note
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and we hung it above the door bell. I hope they like it!

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oMGGGG

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pizza cares

Pizza understands

thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.


she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

lilhungrymane:

theantiherooftime:

A number one dad, ten out of ten, Dad of the year, gettin laid all year this year, best dad ever, you did it.

she was standing like how ppl stand when theyre waiting to get hit by a train lol

telapathetic:

Your party mustn’t be very good if you have to snapchat me all of it

jacobshutup:

freshman advice: just dont show up

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

juniorbizarre:

how did i forget about this i’m crying

thesocialsuicided:

Seth Rogen & Zac Efron - Workaholics

ostracizedpoodle:

i was in the car with my dad and a little kid ran into the road and my dad yelled “natural selection” 

gaypee:

but do it quickly.

gaypee:

but do it quickly.