Does this Look Un-Serious To You?

familyfriendlyurl:

its fun for the whole family, except grandpa. nothings fun for grandpa

(via lonelywhiteasian)

fasterfood:

why the hell do babies cry after they shit themselves like u got urself into this mess buddy dont make it everyone else’s problem. like have some fuckin responsibility for once

(via pizz-ass)

elsenliberator:

Pros to naming your future child “Yeehaw”:

• You get to have a kid named fucking Yeehaw

Cons:

• absolutely no drawbacks name your kid Yeehaw

(via hasselhon)

rabioheab:

dear diary,

i finally got to 15 followers on tumblr. i’m trying really hard to not let the fame get to my head but it’s difficult. today some lady at the supermarket asked me if i wanted paper or plastic bags and i just f*****cking lost it i am too famous for her questions. i can’t believe i haven’t been asked to do a magazine cover yet. i feel like it is coming soon.

(via i-suck-dick)

one time a boy liked me just kidding

(via youfeelmyfeels)

vvebkinz:

mr steal yo mechanical pencil

(via thatsmoderatelyraven)