Does this Look Un-Serious To You?
gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

gentlemanbones:

Please add more unwarranted explosions to gifs. It’s my favorite.

officialunitedstates:

my favorite part of any trip to mcdonalds is the sudden and unavoidable flashbacks to the time when I got stuck in the slide for 5.5 hours and the staff had to slide down mcnuggets so I could keep up my energy while they cut the slide in half with a hacksaw.  half-slide is still there, haunting me and the other kids who sudden fall through a hole halfway through their journey down

whiteboykik:

I WAS JUST READING A TINDER REVIEW AND WHAT THE FUCK

whiteboykik:

I WAS JUST READING A TINDER REVIEW AND WHAT THE FUCK

grandmafupa:

Painfully average looking with a great sense of humor and always down to get drunk

xbox420:

let me live

xbox420:

let me live

swagbat:

i want to meet him

swagbat:

i want to meet him

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

singwithme2397:

the horror and concentration on his face

mumford sons: i have a beeEEEeard *jangalangalangalnag*
smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school

smutlinson:

just use this excuse any time you don’t want to go to school